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trick-or-pete:

#1) I’m a fucking writer, what do you expect me to do?

#2) oh my god sHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

#3) He sells printers idunknow….

#4) I knew you’ve been sleeping with some…some…he’s a kinda alright dude to be entirely honest, alright, alright? But he’s got bAD HAIR

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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

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rainbowheadphones:

Day 37 of 365 - New Politics, “Fall Into These Arms”

i kiss better when i’m drunk
sex is best when you’re not in love

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wilwarindi:

The Dresden Dolls - Coin-Operated Boy

Coin operated boy
Sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
But I turn him on and he comes to life
Automatic joy
That is why I want a coin operated boy

Made of plastic and elastic
He is rugged and long-lasting
Who could ever ever ask for more?
Love without complications galore

Many shapes and weights to choose from
I will never leave my bedroom
I will never cry at night again
Wrap my arms around him and pretend

Coin operated boy
All the other real ones that I destroy
Cannot hold a candle to my new boy and I’ll
Never let him go and I’ll never be alone [x2]
Not with my coin operated boy

This bridge was written to make you feel smittener
With my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
Can you extract me from my plastic fantasy?
I didn’t think so but I’m still convincible

Will you persist even after I bet you
A billion dollars that I’ll never love you?
Will you persist even after I kiss you
Goodbye for the last time?
Will you keep on trying to prove it?
I’m dying to lose it
I’m losing 
my confidence
I want it
I want you
I want a coin operated boy.

And if I had a star to wish on
For my life I can’t imagine
Any flesh and blood could be his match
I can even take him in the bath

Coin operated boy
He may not be real experienced with girls
But I know he feels like a boy should feel
Isn’t that the point that is why I want a
Coin operated boy?

With his pretty coin operated voice
Saying that he loves me, that he’s thinking of me
Straight and to the point
That is why I want
A coin operated boy.

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My dad just woke up and screamed at everyone for leaving the house a mess when I literally took out the trash, cleaned the kitchen up and washed almost everything from dinner except a strainer and pot and when I said “I just didn’t finish the dishes” he screamed and said he didn’t give a fuck and threatened to punch me in the face for even saying that and im just in bed crying because I’m so scared all the time and always doing everything and getting treated like shit and my girlfriend hasn’t texted me in a week so I don’t think we’re even together and I’m just so sad

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sixpenceee:
THE UP SERIES: It follows the lives of 14 children through their lives interviewing them every seven years. It’s amazing to see how they change and where they go. It shows that personality traits do not tend to be very static. Being introverted at 18 doesn’t determine how you’ll be at 32. A girl on there around 20 was totally against having a family and was very cynical about relationships and marriage. Next interview, she was happily wed with children. I link you to 7 UP, which is the first documentary in the series. 
QUEEN OF VERSAILLES:If you have any interest in the SUPER RICH of America and how absolutely delusional they can be, then this documentary will blow your mind. It’s a great window into the lives of people who literally have everything a person could need. Even when they loose everything, they’re entirely incapable of believing that they’re a normal citizen.
THE ACT OF KILLING: One review describes it as: “This is the most gut-wrenching film I’ve ever seen. It actually makes you understand the nature and true face of evil, and it’s terrifying because it’s so, so normal. After watching it you know that in some other life, you could be him.”
BABIES: It shows the different ways, different cultures raise their children. It shows how different but similar we all are at the end. They documentary follows 4 different babies, from Mongalia, to Tokyo, to Namibia and then the U.S
INSIDE NORTH KOREA: An eye-opening film that shows you the truth about a hidden country 
TOUCHING THE VOID: A documentary about two mountain climbers who have an accident on their way back. As one review described it: “Better than any fictional suspense film. Just unreal. You know throughout that the two climbers lived because you’re sitting there watching them narrate, but at times you just can’t believe it.”
THE COVE: A 2009 documentary film that analyzes and questions dolphin hunting practices in Japan. One review described it as “an impeccably crafted, suspenseful expose of the covert slaughter of dolphins in Japan.”
THIS IS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE: The documentary follows U.S. Marines as they train Afghan security forces, showing their ineptitude, drug abuse, sexual misconduct, and corruption as well as the reduced role of US Marines due to the troop withdrawal.
BBC PLANET EARTH (All 11 Episodes): An HD exploration of our world. You’ll just love everything about this, trust me. 
JESUS CAMP: About a Christian summer camp, where children spend their summers being taught that they have “prophetic gifts” and can “take back America for Christ”. This documentary led to the shut down of this summer camp. 
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Feel free to add to this list!

NORTH KOREA UNDERCOVER: Another NK documentary because while it’s incredibly disturbing, I also found this one to be really interesting. Seems more serious than the other one.

sliceofbri:

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THA—oh it’s a sixpenceee post"

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froganmeeman:

I asked Patrick if I could hold him like a baby yeah
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